Huge !

“Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”
“Huge hands, sir.”

Primavera 2006: The Flaming Lips

Originally uploaded by lukens.


2 responses to “Huge !

  1. Here’s a joke for you:

    Two Russians are discussing a soccer match:

    Russian 1: Did you hear about the coach who die after his team lose soccer game?

    Russian 2: Oh, how sad. When he die?

    Russian 1: Tomorrow.

  2. Here’s another joke:

    An archiologist finds a magic lamp and he rubs it. A geni comes out and promises him 3 wishes. “I will grant you three wishes,” the geni says, ” But know that everything that you get, your ex-wife will get double.”

    The first thing the man wishes for is a billion dollars. “Done,” the geni says. “But your ex-wife will recieve $2 billion.”

    Next the man wishes for a mansion. “You shall soon recieve a big mansion,” the geni says, “But your ex-wife will recieve 2 mansions.”

    The man picks up a stick and gives it to the geni. “What do you want me to do with this?” the geni asks.

    The man smiles and says, “Beat me half to death with it.”

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